Friday, April 11, 2014
Saturday, March 08, 2014
My third novel, Glow, is published by Sceptre two months from today, and I've written a Frequently Asked Questions about it. Because the book isn't out yet, most of
these Questions I haven't even been Asked once, let alone Frequently.
And it might seem a bit too
early to start talking about it in detail.
However, plenty
of proof copies have already gone out, and I'm told that reviews are
already being written. So the
following FAQ is for interviewers and reviewers, anticipating some of
the more obvious questions that they might have. General
readers will not find any of this information very
interesting, and should not bother to read it.
Still, just in case, I've made sure not to spoil any of the plot.
Friday, March 07, 2014
Last night I saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Because I've spent most of my career writing fiction about the 30s and 40s, and I'm quite meticulous about avoiding anachronisms (except when I introduce them deliberately), it was interesting to see a Hollywood film about a heroic anachronism: Steve Rogers is frozen in 1943 and wakes up in the present day. Unfortunately, no effort is made to make the character speak in the language of an adult from that era (with a few rudimentary exceptions e.g. Steve refers to Peggy Carter as his 'best girl'. Carter is about 100 years old at that point but is played, as in the previous film, by 32-year-old actress Haley Atwell. Impressive CGI is used to age Atwell's face, but she hardly bothers to adapt her vocal timbre to match, giving the unsettling effect of an old person speaking in a young person's voice, which is inadvertently quite appropriate in the context of this screenplay.)
In one scene, Steve is in a lift with Nick Fury, and he says something like, 'In my time, they used to play music in elevators.' This irritated me so much that I almost couldn't enjoy the rest of the film. 'I don't know exactly when "elevator music" was introduced,' I thought to myself, 'but it couldn't possibly have been earlier than the 50s or the 60s. There's no way a guy from the 1940s would have a nostalgic memory of elevator music. These writers are so lazy. Why didn't they hire me as a script consultant or something?'
But today I found out I was wrong!
'On May 31, 1931... New York City unveiled the 102-story Empire State Building,' writes Joseph Lanza in his book Elevator Music. 'Music had to be piped into the elevators, lobbies and observatories to give people at least some illusion of continuity amid the disorder. One particular incident shows just how much elevator music became part of the historical record. On July 28, 1945 an Army B-52 bomber on a cross-country mission crashed into the Empire State Building's 79th story. Flames shot up the elevator shafts, damaging glass cables and threatening to engulf fifty people stuck inside of a glass-encased observatory on the 88th floor. The front-page article in the July 29th New York Times reported: "Even at this terrifying juncture, however, the 'canned' music that is wired into the observatory continued to play, and the soothing sounds of the waltz helped the spectators there to control themselves."'
So they really did have elevator music in Captain America's time. All the same, I maintain that it would have been installed in a relatively small number of commercial buildings, and an army officer from the Lower East Side would not have spent so much time in elevators with elevator music that an elevator without elevator music would later seem worthy of comment. I was at least 15% correct in my cantankerous pedantry.
In one scene, Steve is in a lift with Nick Fury, and he says something like, 'In my time, they used to play music in elevators.' This irritated me so much that I almost couldn't enjoy the rest of the film. 'I don't know exactly when "elevator music" was introduced,' I thought to myself, 'but it couldn't possibly have been earlier than the 50s or the 60s. There's no way a guy from the 1940s would have a nostalgic memory of elevator music. These writers are so lazy. Why didn't they hire me as a script consultant or something?'
But today I found out I was wrong!
'On May 31, 1931... New York City unveiled the 102-story Empire State Building,' writes Joseph Lanza in his book Elevator Music. 'Music had to be piped into the elevators, lobbies and observatories to give people at least some illusion of continuity amid the disorder. One particular incident shows just how much elevator music became part of the historical record. On July 28, 1945 an Army B-52 bomber on a cross-country mission crashed into the Empire State Building's 79th story. Flames shot up the elevator shafts, damaging glass cables and threatening to engulf fifty people stuck inside of a glass-encased observatory on the 88th floor. The front-page article in the July 29th New York Times reported: "Even at this terrifying juncture, however, the 'canned' music that is wired into the observatory continued to play, and the soothing sounds of the waltz helped the spectators there to control themselves."'
So they really did have elevator music in Captain America's time. All the same, I maintain that it would have been installed in a relatively small number of commercial buildings, and an army officer from the Lower East Side would not have spent so much time in elevators with elevator music that an elevator without elevator music would later seem worthy of comment. I was at least 15% correct in my cantankerous pedantry.
Thursday, March 06, 2014
"A tunnel, with about 6 feet of head room and 1800 feet long, would be dug from the U.S. sector in Berlin to the buried cables some 900 feet within the Soviet-occupied sector. A spacious building, ostensibly a military warehouse, was constructed to serve as an on-site headquarters and cover the entrance to the tunnel. It would also explain the to and fro of our personnel, and mask the movement of engineering equipment. Before the digging began, experiments in tunnel construction were conducted in New Mexico and in Surrey, England. The disposal of 3200 tons of earth was dealt with in daily increments... From the outset American personnel, hidden in the apparent “warehouse” and armed with binoculars, maintained a twenty-four-hour-a-day watch of the area stretching from the warehouse to the tap site into the Soviet sector. As dawn broke one morning, the watcher dropped his binoculars, pushed the panic button, and shouted that a dusting of snow was melting on the warm ground above the tunnel. The melted snow marked the tunnel path from the warehouse to the tap site as precisely as if it had been laid by a surveyor’s transit. The crisis was eased when the first half hour of early-morning sunlight melted all of the light snowfall. A few hours later, Harvey had contrived a temporary solution to the problem: in mid-winter and without any explanation, squads of Quartermaster soldiers stripped every available air conditioner from Army premises throughout Berlin. There is less that need be said about the cesspool inadvertently breached as the tunnel engineers navigated beneath a bombed-out farm, or the laundry that had to be established in the warehouse to cope daily with the inexplicably soiled clothing of those working underground."
from A Look Over My Shoulder by Richard Helms
from A Look Over My Shoulder by Richard Helms
Wednesday, March 05, 2014
"Once upon a time (say, for Dante), it must have been a revolutionary and creative move to design works of art so that they might be experienced on several levels. Now it is not. It reinforces the principle of redundancy that is the principal affliction of modern life." Susan Sontag, 1966
"Every good work should have at least ten meanings." Walter de Maria, 1972
"Every good work should have at least ten meanings." Walter de Maria, 1972
Friday, February 14, 2014
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Food of 2013
I travelled a lot this year, often for promotional reasons, and I also ate a lot. Here are my favourite restaurants in chronological order (limited to one per city, and leaving out cities where I didn't eat anything notable). This may seem like the document of a life of excess, but please note that only two of these meals cost more than £10.
I travelled a lot this year, often for promotional reasons, and I also ate a lot. Here are my favourite restaurants in chronological order (limited to one per city, and leaving out cities where I didn't eat anything notable). This may seem like the document of a life of excess, but please note that only two of these meals cost more than £10.
Paris: L'Office
This
year I realised that I
tend to
like bars and restaurants in foreign countries in proportion to how
much they feel like bars and restaurants in New York.
Then at
the end of my trip I touch
down at JFK and breathe a sigh of relief because most bars and
restaurants in New York feel 100% like bars and restaurants in New
York. Yes, I
am a pitiful tourist, hostile to new experiences. Anyway, you
know how a low-end
washing machine has more processing power than the mainframe used to
launch Apollo 11? Sometimes in New York it feels like they've put
more thought into the house bread alone -– more agonising debate,
more Hegelian synthesis, more statistical meta-study – than they
would have put into the entire steak
dinner for
two back in the old days.
And they will not let you forget it. To
be honest, I love that about
the place, but I also enjoyed the
unfussy, down-to-earth
quality of
the better restaurants I went to during my two months in Paris.
And
my favourite was this restaurant near the Gare du Nord, which had a terrific 33€ set menu. I
can't remember what I ate.
New York: Xi'an Famous Foods
My
spirit shall find eternal
happiness in the arms of my lord, my saviour, the
first and last, the beginning and the end
– Gotham. I have
eaten so much good food in this city.
And of all the restaurants
here, my most beloved is the
northwest Chinese fast food chain
Xi'an Famous Foods, which
has six locations plus a new
sister place
called Bi'ang. When I was
living in a sublet in East Williamsburg for a month in March, I was
only ten minutes' walk from the Greenpoint branch, so I ate there
several times a week – mostly for
$3.50 cumin lamb burgers and
$6.50 hand-ripped pork noodles. No, it's not the most refined cooking
I've ever eaten, but no other
restaurant in the world has
come close to giving me, in
aggregate, so much
joy. Plus, there's the adorable earnestness of the warning on their
menus: 'Food tastes best when fresh from the kitchen. When hot
noodles cool down, they get bloated, mushy, and oily. If you must
take your noodles to go, please at least try the noodles in the store
or right out of the to-go containers when it's handed to you, so you
can get the best possible Xi'an Famous Foods experience.'
Quemado, New Mexico: nameless
barbecue truck
Quemado has a
population of about 250. The general store sells souvenir T-shirts
that make fun of how sleepy it is. We camped nearby only because
Quemado is where the Dia Foundation pick you up to take you to the
Lightning Field. And yet, bafflingly, this town is a bit of a food
mecca. I had marvellous burgers in two different diners here, plus
there's a third which I didn't visit but which is apparently just as
good. Above all, we got some of the best barbecue I've ever tasted
from a truck parked on Main Street – on the Land Art Road Trip we ate a lot of brisket and ribs, but these won easily. I can't find
any reference to the truck on the internet, so I don't know anything
more about it. Maybe it was a dream? I realised recently that you're
most likely to lose yourself in a meal – really abandon your
faculties – when you have to pick up the food with your hands and
bring it right up to your face to gnaw on it. If it's good enough,
you close your eyes and forget where you are, like a meaty tongue
kiss.
Roswell, New Mexico: Henry's Tacos
These
were probably the best tacos I've ever eaten. I had three, then went
back for two more. My friend only had one. Many
people on the trip didn't
have any, and never will. We are
playthings of an unfeeling universe.
London: Wild Honey
After
spending nearly a year
away from the city in 2011-12, it was a real shock to come back and
find that from nearly anywhere
in south London you could now look up at
the Shard like a shiv in the gut of the sky.
But compared to that, the hyperaccelerated maturation of London
restaurant culture in my absence has been as disorienting as about a
dozen Shards. Everything's
changed! You can find a
really good meal pretty easily now! (At least if you're willing to
get on the Tube; we're still not at the New York stage where you can
be confident of finding one within walking distance in almost any
neighbourhood.) For all
that, though, the best meal I had in London this year was at a
restaurant that opened in
2006. I know 2006 doesn't seem like that long ago, but it is. Just
cast your mind back – in
2006, we were all still
going to Pizza Express, and
we were grateful for it.
Order
the smoked eel here.
Also, try to arrange for
someone else to pay.
Delhi: Karim's Hotel
You
hear so much about how Anglo-Indian
food isn't real Indian food, a lot of the best 'Indian' restaurants
in London
are actually Pakistani, real Indian food is a lot of vegetables and
not much meat etc. that I basically arrived in
Delhi expecting to eat
nothing but subtle chickpea curries for a week.
Sheer blithering ignorance, of course:
it's not as if Anglo-Indian
food was invented in the 1970s by
bureaucrats at
the Meat and Livestock
Commission. It has a
historical basis, and at least some
of that, I now know, is Mughlai cuisine. At
Karim Hotel I devoured the tandoori chicken like a starving hyena,
and although the intensity of the experience must be attributed at
least in part to the panic hormones still effervescing in my
bloodstream after a high-speed tuktuk ride through Old Delhi at
night, I can nevertheless assert objectively that this is
one of the world's great meals.
Kathmandu: Newa De Cafe
In
Kathmandu Airport there are signs on the walls with facts about the
country, one of which observes that the nation of Nepal has never
been conquered. When I mentioned this to one of the Nepali literati I
met in Kathmandu, he told me that although
Nepal has never been conquered from the outside, it's certainly been
conquered from the inside: in the eighteenth century, the Ghorkas
crushed the Newari people of the Kathmandu Valley. I'd never even
heard of the Newari people, let alone Newari food, and between you
and me my first thought was that 'the Newari' sound like one of the
alien races from Babylon
5. Anyway, it's
apparently a 'purer' Nepali cuisine, with fewer Indian influences. I
can't describe the chicken
and buffalo dishes I ate at
Newa de Cafe in any detail – they
were strikingly
distinct from any other ethnic cuisine I've ever tried – but it was
all so
good I went three times in three days. This stuff should be
ubiquitous. Every market town in England should have several mediocre
Newari takeaways.
Seoul: one
of the restaurants on Gul Bossam Alley
The
Seoul Food Tour section of the Visit Seoul website has twenty
sections, hundreds of photos, and its own cartoon mascot. It seems to
assume that you, the foreign tourist, are not just interested in
Korean food but pathologically obsessed by it. All
tourist information websites should be like this. The truth is,
before I went to Seoul, I never thought of myself as much of a fan of
Korean food, but I now know that Seoul is one of the greatest dining
destinations in the world. The highlights were the various 'food
alleys', which have a dozen or more small restaurants all
specialising in the same dish. Almost
every one of them is
able to display stills from a TV news feature on its cooks, because
the Koreans, unlike the British, think that cheap food prepared by
unassuming professionals is important enough to be worth celebrating.
I'd only heard of bossam because it was the original, failed premise
for David Chang's Momofuku Ssam Bar in the East Village. You wrap up
steamed pork, raw oysters and kimchi inside a
lettuce leaf, but before you take a bite it's important to put on a
protective helmet – you're probably
going to have some sort of grand
mal seizure because it's
so delicious and you might bang your head on something.
Bangkok: open-air
buffet around the
corner from Chatuchak Market
I
love Thai food more than any other cuisine, and
I'm happy to
trek all the way across London or New York or LA because I've heard
a new Isan
place has opened under a pub or in a strip mall, but
I'd never actually been to
Thailand. So
after all these years to
find myself eating real Thai food in Bangkok
was, inevitably, both climax
and anticlimax. I was like Jessica Chastain's character at the end of
Zero Dark Thirty,
when she's spent her entire career tracking Osama Bin Laden from a
distance and then she finally gets to touch his corpse and she's so
overwhelmed she doesn't know what to feel. Is that a strange analogy?
My point is, I've been to the Heron in London and Ayada in Queens and
Pok Pok in Brooklyn and Jitlada in LA. I've methodically eaten my through the best (non-fancy) Thai food
you can eat in the western hemisphere. I
wanted the food in Bangkok to be ten times better than that but
most of the time it was only a bit better (which is either an indictment of my dining choices there, or, more optimistically, a tribute to the abilities of the top 0.1% of Thai cooks in the US and the UK). However, there were
exceptions: one
was the unidentifiable peppercorn-heavy curry I ate on my first morning there, which
literally made me weep
with happiness, and I wasn't
even hungover.
Thursday, December 05, 2013
Some personal miscellany:
1. I was recently one of the participants in the inaugural year of Gerson Zevi's Land Art Road Trip. We spent a month travelling through Utah, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona and Texas, staying in motels and campsites, looking at art. There are photos here and here. Some of the unsigned text on the latter blog is by me and some of it is by the White Review's Ben Eastham.
2. Since then, I've appeared as a Granta BoYBN author at Ncell Nepal Literature Festival in Kathmandu, Hay Festival Dhaka, and the Non/Fiction Book Fair in Moscow. I had a great time throughout, so thank you to all my hosts, especially the guys from Lalit magazine for introducing me to Newari food.
3. My contribution to Friday Firsts, the Radio 4 fiction series for authors who've never written for radio before, will be broadcast on January 3rd. It's called "Finding Your Voice" and it's almost gothic and lurid as another story of mine, "Light and Space", which will be published in the Guardian Weekend magazine's Christmas ghost story special on December 21st.
4. One of my favourite bars in New York, Elsa on East 3rd Street, has a new cocktail on its winter menu named after my book Boxer, Beetle, made with blackberry bourbon, rose hip grenadine, lemon, allspice dram and rosemary. If you're in the city over the next few months, go and try it.
5. I am now back in Brooklyn: below, my flatmate's new adoption cat, who because of her colour is only rarely visible against my outfits.
1. I was recently one of the participants in the inaugural year of Gerson Zevi's Land Art Road Trip. We spent a month travelling through Utah, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona and Texas, staying in motels and campsites, looking at art. There are photos here and here. Some of the unsigned text on the latter blog is by me and some of it is by the White Review's Ben Eastham.
2. Since then, I've appeared as a Granta BoYBN author at Ncell Nepal Literature Festival in Kathmandu, Hay Festival Dhaka, and the Non/Fiction Book Fair in Moscow. I had a great time throughout, so thank you to all my hosts, especially the guys from Lalit magazine for introducing me to Newari food.
3. My contribution to Friday Firsts, the Radio 4 fiction series for authors who've never written for radio before, will be broadcast on January 3rd. It's called "Finding Your Voice" and it's almost gothic and lurid as another story of mine, "Light and Space", which will be published in the Guardian Weekend magazine's Christmas ghost story special on December 21st.
4. One of my favourite bars in New York, Elsa on East 3rd Street, has a new cocktail on its winter menu named after my book Boxer, Beetle, made with blackberry bourbon, rose hip grenadine, lemon, allspice dram and rosemary. If you're in the city over the next few months, go and try it.
5. I am now back in Brooklyn: below, my flatmate's new adoption cat, who because of her colour is only rarely visible against my outfits.
Tuesday, September 03, 2013
Rauschenberg has a show in Florence in 1953:
"One of the more eminent Florentine art historians wrote a long review of it, covering half a page in a local newspaper... His conclusion, after a good deal of scathing prose, was that the works of Robert Rauschenberg should be thrown into the Arno. Rauschenberg had the review translated. His first thought about its conclusion, he claims, was 'What a wonderful idea!' He was leaving Europe in a few days, and he had packing problems. Putting aside five or six of the objects to carry back with him on the plane, he bundled up the rest and, early on the Sunday morning before his Monday departure, he went walking along the Arno until he came to a fairly secluded spot where the water looked sufficiently deep – he didn't want somebody fishing the objects out later; it was important to him that they 'really disappear.' Nobody saw him throw them in, and not one of them has ever been seen since. Rauschenberg insists that he was not making a Dadaist gesture, but he did say that he thought it might make the eminent art critic feel uneasy if he knew about it, so before leaving the next day he wrote him a note saying, in effect, 'I took your advice.'"
from Off The Wall by Calvin Tomkins
"One of the more eminent Florentine art historians wrote a long review of it, covering half a page in a local newspaper... His conclusion, after a good deal of scathing prose, was that the works of Robert Rauschenberg should be thrown into the Arno. Rauschenberg had the review translated. His first thought about its conclusion, he claims, was 'What a wonderful idea!' He was leaving Europe in a few days, and he had packing problems. Putting aside five or six of the objects to carry back with him on the plane, he bundled up the rest and, early on the Sunday morning before his Monday departure, he went walking along the Arno until he came to a fairly secluded spot where the water looked sufficiently deep – he didn't want somebody fishing the objects out later; it was important to him that they 'really disappear.' Nobody saw him throw them in, and not one of them has ever been seen since. Rauschenberg insists that he was not making a Dadaist gesture, but he did say that he thought it might make the eminent art critic feel uneasy if he knew about it, so before leaving the next day he wrote him a note saying, in effect, 'I took your advice.'"
from Off The Wall by Calvin Tomkins
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
"Let us compare the following events: 1. A tsar gives an eagle to a hero. The eagle carries the hero away to another kingdom. 2. An old man gives Súcenko a horse. The horse carries Súcenko away to another kingdom. 3. A sorcerer gives Iván a little boat. The boat takes Iván to another kingdom. 4. A princess gives Iván a ring. Young men appearing from out of the ring carry Iván away into another kingdom, and so forth. Both constants and variables are present in the preceding instances. The names of the dramatis personae change (as well as the attributes of each), but neither their actions nor functions change."
– Morphology of the Folktale by Vladimir Propp
"When the banks where the water breaks on sonorous bridges
Are covered once again with the murmuring reeds...
When the Seine flows on over obstacles of stone,
Eroding some old dome which has tumbled into its stream"
– "Before the Arc de Triomphe" by Victor Hugo
– Morphology of the Folktale by Vladimir Propp
"When the banks where the water breaks on sonorous bridges
Are covered once again with the murmuring reeds...
When the Seine flows on over obstacles of stone,
Eroding some old dome which has tumbled into its stream"
– "Before the Arc de Triomphe" by Victor Hugo
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
"In 1925, Dr. Samuel Sheppard, at the time an emulsion scientist working for Kodak, traced impurities in photographic gelatin back to the particularities of a cow's diet. Sheppard discovered that cattle who had eaten mustard seed yielded better film speeds, because a sulfuric substance in mustard oil accentuated the light sensitivity of silver halide crystals suspended in an emulsion. Sheppard's findings suggested that the failure of Eastman's plates in 1882 had been due not to the presence of an impurity in the gelatin but rather to the absence of an impurity: mustard seed had been missing in the diets of the animals from which gelatin was rendered. The head of Kodak's research laboratory, Dr. C.E. Kenneth Mees, later recounted Sheppard's emulsion breakthrough to a lecture audience: 'Twenty years ago we found out that if cows didn't like mustard there wouldn't be any movies at all.'"
from Animal Capital by Nicole Shukin
from Animal Capital by Nicole Shukin
Monday, April 15, 2013
(Note: I am writing this post on Monday afternoon and scheduling it to go up later this evening – I am not blogging from the Granta party!)
I'm very pleased to announce that I've been named one of Granta magazine's Best of Young British Novelists.
If you're in the UK, my second novel The Teleportation Accident, longlisted for the Man Booker Prize, was published in paperback last week by Sceptre.
If you're in the US, the book was recently published in hardback by Bloomsbury.
Here is a full list of my appearances over the next few weeks, many of them related to the Granta list. Click to see the whole poster.
I'm very pleased to announce that I've been named one of Granta magazine's Best of Young British Novelists.
If you're in the UK, my second novel The Teleportation Accident, longlisted for the Man Booker Prize, was published in paperback last week by Sceptre.
If you're in the US, the book was recently published in hardback by Bloomsbury.
Here is a full list of my appearances over the next few weeks, many of them related to the Granta list. Click to see the whole poster.
Thursday, April 04, 2013
'Freud liked to associate the system-building of paranoia with philosophy: "a paranoiac delusion is a caricature of a philosophical system," he writes in Totem and Taboo (1913). Did he sense that the analogy might run the other way too? Might the systematizing of madness in psychoanalysis be a defense against madness? There is a paranoid dimension in much postwar French philosophy as well – the alienation of the gaze in Sartre and Lacan, the power of surveillance in Foucault, and so on but – but the stake is different. As suggested above, perhaps the very critique of the subject in such philosophy is also a secret mission to rescue it. As Leo Bersani comments: "In paranoia, the primary function of the enemy is to provide a definition of the real that make paranoia necessary. We must therefore begin to suspect the paranoid structure itself as a device by which consciousness maintains the polarity of self and non self, thus preserving the concept of identity."'
from 'Blinded Insights: On the Modernist Reception of the Art of the Mentally Ill' by Hal Foster
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